How to avoid dying in a plane crash

I have cracked the secret of not dying in a ‘plane crash, and all for less than $20. I just bought myself a Ralph Lauren shirt cheap in T J Maxx to wear when I fly.

How does it work? Well, as an inverse label snob I’ve always told people that I wouldn’t be seen dead wearing an RL product, so if I wear one when I fly I can’t die. Simples, as Aleksander would say.

Feel free to pass on the tip, substituting your own preference of fashion house. So far it has worked for me and I’ll let you know if it fails. Oh, of course I won’t be able to will I?


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