Sir
It seems to me that Mrs May called for an erection, her campaign has been a cock up and could result in a prick entering number ten. Or perhaps I just have a penis fixation?
Yours etc
Disgusted of Dorcan
Category Archives: fun stuff
Letters to the Editor; can this be right?
Sir
Your columns, like all media chanels, are festooned with the question of rights. Human rights, women’s rights, minority rights and more all in the name of equality.
Yet if there is to be true equality who will make a stand for the lefts?
Yours etc
Letters to the editor; Daylight Saving
Sir
If at any time I decide to sieze power my first action, after signing some execution warrants, will be to abolish the stupidity of daylight saving.
Yours faithfully
Disgruntled of Dorcan
in the wake of Sport Relief, another letter to the editor
Sir
A disturbing thought occurs to me. If comedians raising money for charity is Comic Relief and sports personalities raising money for charities is Comic Relief what would happen if the politicians joined in? Continue reading
another west country uprising, a parliamentary sketch
Once more, in the traditions of Trevelyan and Monmouth, the West has risen again and sent a tide of protest towards the seat of power in London. Continue reading
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the tide of immigration, a parliamentary sketch
In the House yesterday the Leader of the Opposition, the Rt Hon Eric Millipede (Lab) demanded to know what the Government were doing to stop the tide of illegal immigration into the UK. Specifically he was referring to the invasion over the last 8 weeks or so of several billion water droplets from other, unspecified nations. “Could this tide of water not have been prevented?” he wailed, Continue reading
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Letters to the Editor – thoughts on the inappropriate use of popular music
Sir
The power of advertising is unquestionable and people often cite my criticism of what I regard as a bad advert as being proof in point; “Are, but you remember it, so they did their job” will be crowed gleefully at me. Continue reading
my first law of public transport
If the service before the one you are now waiting for had been as late running as the one you are waiting for is, you’d be on your way by now. Continue reading
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A Village People Tribute Band?
Here I am, halfway through Movember and just contemplating my Mo efforts in the mirror when a voice from the hall enquires if I’m thinking of starting a Village People tribute band. Briefly I’m puzzled, but she explains that with the ‘tache, white tee shirt, jeans and Caterpillar boots I am maybe dressed for an audition. Continue reading
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letters to the editor – am I bad or good in bed? they can’t all be right
Sir
Am I in some form of late life male crisis? My email inbox suggests that I might be, and possibly even that I am leading a dual life, for I am bombarded by hotel and flight booking confirmations that I know nothing about, letters telling me that my sexual performance is wholly inadequate and that the equipment that I would deploy in said performance is too small and lacking in rigidity, but then there are those letters from ladies, mainly it seems in Moscow, that I have pleasured to such extreme that they want me to come back and rescue them from their dreary and unfulfilled lives without me and my bedroom skills. Continue reading
The Voice of the Bloke at the Back 